It's the Jonas Brothers!

I am sorry to all you guys who have skinny jean pride but seriously its gross. Why portray to people that you want legs and curves like a woman? And why would you want to cut off circulation to you know down there. Please leave those skinny jeans on the rack and go buy some loose fitting jeans at Kohls. They save people like me from having to look at man's chicken legs.

I was reading He Is Just Not That Into You to James (well the table of contents) and he said it is accurate. I gave the book to this girl who always came to me for advice about her fuck buddies (yeah I still don't get it) and she never read it. She wouldn't let the guy chase her. She would send the guy dumb texts like all the time. And she hasn't learned. Granted she has some severe learning disabilities. Or as Allan of Hangover would put it, a "ra-tard."

I want some jelly beans.